I Have Found a Solution for Your Skyrim Sweet Roll Storage Problems
For you fellow veterans of Skyrim, I stumbled across a solution for your sweet roll storage problems while in Leawood, Kansas today. Never did I think the culinary industry would hear our cries! But they have. It’s the small things in life that make it so beautiful.
Now, I need to figure out who this guy is so I can sell him a lot of these, at a handsome markup, of course. I’m not running a charity.
And this person … whomever made this anonymous confession about their addiction to Skyrim sweet rolls.
One of these days, I’m going to develop the perfect Skyrim sweet roll recipe. It will not be just a mock Bundt cake. No, it will contain the hopes and dreams of the people of the land, built on the free labor provided by the students whom I force to bake for me at the College of Winterhold. I am the Arch Mage, after all. If they want to graduate, they need to show master of the culinary arts. I might … just … happen … to make some money off their required course work.